Love and the Look: An Astrologer’s Guide to Dressing for Your Venus Sign This Libra Season

Love and the Look: An Astrologer's Guide to Dressing for Your Venus Sign This Libra Season

Let’s talk about love and looks, people and the planet Venus. Etymologically, Venus derives from the Latin word for desire – and in relation to fashion and aesthetics, the planet informs both what we are attracted to and who and what we are attracted to, fabrics and fk guys alike. Venus is named for the … Read more

Your Complete Zodiac Travel Guide: Which Cities Match Your Star Chart?

Your Complete Zodiac Travel Guide: Which Cities Match Your Star Chart?

Take it on the road, people. With so many places to go and a limited number of days to live, we can look to the stars to point the way to the best destinations. Just as astrology can reveal our sexual inclinations, ice cream allegiances and taste in power ballads, it can illuminate cities that … Read more

Only Bangers: Which one-hit wonder matches your zodiac sign?

Only Bangers: Which one-hit wonder matches your zodiac sign?

On September 25th, we’re celebrating National One-Hit Wonder Day, and to celebrate these special noises and irresistible earworms, we’re tailoring a song to each member of the zodiac. For our intents and purposes, a one-hit wonder is defined as an artist who becomes so popular for a single record that the glow of the celebration … Read more

Here’s how to enjoy your sex life in the eclipse corridor this week

Here's how to enjoy your sex life in the eclipse corridor this week

We are in the corridor, people, in that celestial corridor raised between the eclipses. Between the September 17 lunar eclipse in Pisces and the October 2 solar eclipse in Libra, we’re in the thick of the woods that is eclipse season. This period of days can be something of a cosmic catalyst as we are … Read more

Fall Astrology Guide: Boost Your Mood, Embrace Change, and Stay Balanced

Fall Astrology Guide: Boost Your Mood, Embrace Change, and Stay Balanced

In the Northern Hemisphere, the leaves leave their suicidal notes of color, the air cools, the bones crack, the birds leave, the days fade and the promotional material leans toward pumpkin spice and cider. It is fall, my babies, and the hungry heart of Libra season is upon us, a time when we are all … Read more

October 2024 Horoscope: What the spooky season has in store for you

October 2024 Horoscope: What the spooky season has in store for you

Welcome to October, my babies! With a new moon solar eclipse in Libra on Oct. 2, a retrograde Jupiter, and father Pluto dead direct at the Capricorn midmoon, the spooky season doesn’t deserve to be light or bloated this year. We’ll spend most of this month, until October 22nd, under the velvety, balmy beauty, anesthetic … Read more

I want to love you; Here’s what your Venus sign means in astrology

I want to love you; Here's what your Venus sign means in astrology

Get right up to the sea foam, people; we’re talking about Venus, our planet of love, intimacy, wealth and value. Named for the Roman goddess of love and fertility, Venus is the brilliant, divine feminine counterpart of warlord Mars. According to myth, Aphrodite was born from sea foam and Uranus’ severed stick, emerging fully formed … Read more

Retrogrades don’t suck: how to use planetary retrogrades for good

Retrogrades don't suck: how to use planetary retrogrades for good

Retrograde. A word of encouragement if ever there was one. Retrogrades are known to cause drama, confusion, delays, and stagnation regarding topics related to the planet in question. But it’s not all bad. The word retrograde comes from Latin retrogradus, meaning “to go backwards. And while the planets don’t technically move in the opposite direction, … Read more

Ick Astrology: Who Has the Most Unpopular Birth Chart Placements?

Ick Astrology: Who Has the Most Unpopular Birth Chart Placements?

Astrologer and tarot card reader Shaina Emily has taken to TikTok to share her insights on birth chart placements that make someone unlikable on a first date, a starter, if you will. Emily points out, “It’s just the first impression; this does not mean that you are an unpleasant personality when they get to know … Read more

Pluto is going direct in Capricorn for the last time – and for some it will be a highway to hell

Pluto is going direct in Capricorn for the last time - and for some it will be a highway to hell

Pluto, our power planet of seismic change, is going direct in the sign of the capricorn for the last time in our lifetimes. On Friday, October 11, Pluto will go direct at a fateful 29 degrees of Capricorn, effectively ending its retrograde and kicking off the last gasp of its passage through the sign of … Read more